There was a rap video on Austin Music Network, about 5 years ago, where the rapper was singing about committing petty / non-violent / victimless crimes, but we was doing it in a normal rap-style demeanor - Like you would see a rapper sing about shooting, killing, etc.
The crimes mentioned in the song involved stealing receipts from peoples trash to get their identity, stealing credit cards, nabbing purses, low dollar theft, and many others. He would elobarate in his rap about how terrible is was going to be when this stuff happened to you.
To add to this, this was NOT a mainstream song at all, I only heard/saw it one time, and I laugh everytime i think about it.